Corrupt A Wish--

1. Someone makes (posts) a wish

2. Another person posts a conclusion to that, only they add a twist to it that ruins it XD. then they make a wish in the same post.

for example:

Person 1: i wish i had a toaster
Person 2: Granted, but one day when you put toast in it it shorts out and shoots the toast in your face. I wish I knew everything.
Person3: Granted but you got major headaches every five minutes.

Etc.
I'll start...
I wish I could read people's minds.

Granted, but for every 30 minutes everyone will be able to read your mind, too. ;o

I wish that I could master my Martial Arts. ;3

Wish granted but you hurt someone you love.

I wish I could have a puppy.

Granted, but every time you call your puppy cute, for 10 seconds the puppy turns into a mutated demon creature.

I wish I was better at drawing

granted, but now you only draw things that make no sense... for example, a goldfish eating a shark (i don't know... thats what my brother drew...)

i wish i could fly

Wish Granted, but you crash every few feet.

I wish I had a kitten

granted, but in every minute you pet it, it shreds off a finger.
I wish I had a hamburger

granted but its poisonous

i wish i was a lion

Granted, but it turns out to be a rattlesnake and bites you.


I wish I had a bouncy ball

Granted, but it hits you in the face.


I wish I could shapeshift :B

granted, But you can only turn into horrible things

I wish was in my dream world.

Wish granted but you start to get bored of it soon

I wish a had a never-finishing banana cake

Granted But its so big your belly blows up


I wish I had wolf instincts

Wish granted but its the breeding season ;D

I wish I secretly has a portal to the anime demension >.>

It blows up when you try to use it



I wish I could have cat claws

Granted, but your family had to get the claws taken out of you because you tear at the rug all the time



I wish I was a Hunter from L4D

wish granted
i wish i had mind control powers

You didn't corrupt the wish...

Wish granted but you suffer from horrible headaches..

I wish the chat was up :3

Wish granted but instead the users are admins and the admins are users


I wish I lived in Italy with my fiancee

Wish granted but you don't understand a single thing the resident's say

I wish someone created a chatsite based on anime <3

Wish granted but they never rp and the editing is horrible


I wish kids rule

Wish granted but the kids turned into adults.

I wish I had the eyes of a hawk.

Wish granted, but you see things you wish you didn't see...

I wish I had a new phone.

Granted, but the phone would blow up if you sent a text message.

I wish I had a pet raccoon

Wish granted but your raccoon is a wild animal, so it attacked your cat.

I wish school would just get here already!