[4:22pm] Volt: GO PUT THE DAMN HOSE IN THE LITTLE GIRLS SHIRT
[4:23pm] Myth: BUT MY BACK HURTS AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE PINNING SOMEONE DOWN ESPECIALLY SOMEONE AS FAT AS HER.
[4:23pm] Myth: .
[4:23pm] Volt: LMFAO
[4:23pm] Myth: SRSLY
[4:23pm] Myth: SHE'S LIKE TWICE MY WEIGHT AND SHE'S 9 OR 8 IDEK
[4:23pm] Volt: OMFG THAT IS ONE FAT GIRL.
[4:24pm] Myth: YES.
[4:24pm] Myth: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PIN THAT PIECE OF BLUBBER DOWN?
[4:24pm] Volt: LOOOOL
[4:24pm] Volt: A SUMO WRESTLER WANTS SOME OF THAT.
[4:24pm] Myth: LMFAO
[4:25pm] Myth: I'D HAVE TO SIT ON HER AND LIKE CHAIN HER TO THE GROUND. HOPEFULLY THE CHAINS DON'T BREAK LIKE SHE BROKE HER TRAMPOLINE LAST SUMMER NO KIDDING.
[4:25pm] Myth: .
[4:27pm] Volt: LAG
[4:27pm] Volt: HOLY FUCK.
[4:27pm] Myth: YEAH
[4:27pm] Myth: JAYDEN KYRA AND I ASKED HER IF WE COULD GO ON HER TRAMPOLINE
[4:27pm] Merr: just left
[4:27pm] Myth: AND SHE'S LIKE
[4:27pm] Myth: "I BROKE IT"
[4:28pm] Volt: LMAO, YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE LIKE 4834873124102 CHAINS HOLDING HER DOWN.
[4:28pm] Myth: I KNOW.
[4:28pm] Myth: I'D NEED KING KONG AND GODZILLA TO HOLD HER DOWN
[4:29pm] Volt: I BET HER BELLY IS SO FAT AND BOUNCY YOU, JAYDEN, AND KYRA COULD HAVE USED HER AS A TRAMPOLINE
[4:29pm] Myth: LMFAO! WE SHOULD HAVE
[4:29pm] Volt: AND IT WOULDN'T EVEN HURT HER, SHE'D BE LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE IT TICKLES.
[4:30pm] Myth: LOLOLOLOL. LAUGHING SO HARD.
[4:30pm] Volt: ROFL
[4:30pm] Myth: OH, SHE GAVE UP ON KNOCKING
[4:30pm] Myth: IT WAS PROBABLY TO MUCH WORK FOR HER ARMS
[4:30pm] Volt: SHE WAS PROBABLY TIRED OF HAULING HER FAT ROLLS AROUND
[4:31pm] Myth: LMAAOOOOO
[4:31pm] Myth: I AM GOING TO REMEMBER THIS CONVO EVERY TIME I SEE HER
[4:31pm] Myth: AND I AM GOING TO LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD.
[4:31pm] Volt: SHE GETS A WORKOUT EVERYTIME SHE GETS UP BECAUSE SHE HAS TO TRY SO HARD.
[4:32pm] Myth: LMFAOIFOREJHOHIG
[4:32pm] Volt: LOOL
[4:32pm] Myth: DUDE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE THAT IS PROBABLY TRUE. I WONDER HOW LONG IT TAKES HER TO GET UP IN THE MORNING, AND GO TO THE BATHROOM, OH JESUS.
[4:33pm] Volt: OMFG. PROBABLY TAKES HER ABOUT 5 HOURS OR SO.
[4:33pm] Myth: LOOOL
[4:33pm] Myth: I WONDER HOW MANY NEW TOILETS SHE'S HAD TO BUY
[4:34pm] Volt: AND BY THE TIME SHE FINALLY GETS TO THE BATHROOM SHE'S PEED HER PANTS 10 TIMES!
[4:34pm] Myth: AND OH YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS: JAYDEN AND KYRA USED TO LIVE IN THAT HOUSE BEFORE HER.
[4:34pm] Myth: LMFAAOOO
[4:35pm] Volt: WELL GOOD THING THAT GIRL DIDN'T LIVE IN THERE BEFORE THEM BECAUSE EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN BROKEN.
[4:35pm] Myth: IKNOWRIGHT
[4:35pm] Myth: HOW DOES SHE EVEN
[4:35pm] Volt: lmfao
[4:35pm] Volt: IDK.
[4:35pm] Myth: STAND ON THE GROUND
[4:36pm] Myth: WITHOUT FALLING
[4:36pm] Myth: THROUGH THE GROUND
[4:36pm] Volt: IT'S PROLLY TAKEN A TON OF PRACTICE
[4:36pm] Myth: YES.
[4:36pm] Myth: AND HOW DOES SHE SLEEP ON A BED HOLY ****
[4:36pm] Myth: AND SIT IN A CAR
[4:36pm] Myth: AND AND AND HOW DOES SHE SIT ON AN AIRPLANE, IT'D JUST FALL FROM ALL THE WEIGHT...
[4:37pm] Volt: LMFAOOO
[4:37pm] Volt: SHE HAS TO GO IN A PLANE ALL BY HERSELF.
[4:37pm] Myth: OH
[4:37pm] Myth: IT'D STILL FALL
[4:38pm] Myth: So that's why I felt the ground shake when I was racing her...I thought it was a mini earthquake
[4:39pm] Volt: Mini? She probably made the cars bounce up and down
[4:39pm] Volt: and when she walks in her house all the furniture gets messed up
[4:39pm] Volt: because it falls over
[4:40pm] Volt: from her mini earthquakes
[4:40pm] Myth: LOOOOOOOOOOL
Yeah.. just a random funny about Myth's neighbor xD
[4:23pm] Myth: BUT MY BACK HURTS AND I DON'T FEEL LIKE PINNING SOMEONE DOWN ESPECIALLY SOMEONE AS FAT AS HER.
[4:23pm] Myth: .
[4:23pm] Volt: LMFAO
[4:23pm] Myth: SRSLY
[4:23pm] Myth: SHE'S LIKE TWICE MY WEIGHT AND SHE'S 9 OR 8 IDEK
[4:23pm] Volt: OMFG THAT IS ONE FAT GIRL.
[4:24pm] Myth: YES.
[4:24pm] Myth: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PIN THAT PIECE OF BLUBBER DOWN?
[4:24pm] Volt: LOOOOL
[4:24pm] Volt: A SUMO WRESTLER WANTS SOME OF THAT.
[4:24pm] Myth: LMFAO
[4:25pm] Myth: I'D HAVE TO SIT ON HER AND LIKE CHAIN HER TO THE GROUND. HOPEFULLY THE CHAINS DON'T BREAK LIKE SHE BROKE HER TRAMPOLINE LAST SUMMER NO KIDDING.
[4:25pm] Myth: .
[4:27pm] Volt: LAG
[4:27pm] Volt: HOLY FUCK.
[4:27pm] Myth: YEAH
[4:27pm] Myth: JAYDEN KYRA AND I ASKED HER IF WE COULD GO ON HER TRAMPOLINE
[4:27pm] Merr: just left
[4:27pm] Myth: AND SHE'S LIKE
[4:27pm] Myth: "I BROKE IT"
[4:28pm] Volt: LMAO, YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE LIKE 4834873124102 CHAINS HOLDING HER DOWN.
[4:28pm] Myth: I KNOW.
[4:28pm] Myth: I'D NEED KING KONG AND GODZILLA TO HOLD HER DOWN
[4:29pm] Volt: I BET HER BELLY IS SO FAT AND BOUNCY YOU, JAYDEN, AND KYRA COULD HAVE USED HER AS A TRAMPOLINE
[4:29pm] Myth: LMFAO! WE SHOULD HAVE
[4:29pm] Volt: AND IT WOULDN'T EVEN HURT HER, SHE'D BE LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE IT TICKLES.
[4:30pm] Myth: LOLOLOLOL. LAUGHING SO HARD.
[4:30pm] Volt: ROFL
[4:30pm] Myth: OH, SHE GAVE UP ON KNOCKING
[4:30pm] Myth: IT WAS PROBABLY TO MUCH WORK FOR HER ARMS
[4:30pm] Volt: SHE WAS PROBABLY TIRED OF HAULING HER FAT ROLLS AROUND
[4:31pm] Myth: LMAAOOOOO
[4:31pm] Myth: I AM GOING TO REMEMBER THIS CONVO EVERY TIME I SEE HER
[4:31pm] Myth: AND I AM GOING TO LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD.
[4:31pm] Volt: SHE GETS A WORKOUT EVERYTIME SHE GETS UP BECAUSE SHE HAS TO TRY SO HARD.
[4:32pm] Myth: LMFAOIFOREJHOHIG
[4:32pm] Volt: LOOL
[4:32pm] Myth: DUDE I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE THAT IS PROBABLY TRUE. I WONDER HOW LONG IT TAKES HER TO GET UP IN THE MORNING, AND GO TO THE BATHROOM, OH JESUS.
[4:33pm] Volt: OMFG. PROBABLY TAKES HER ABOUT 5 HOURS OR SO.
[4:33pm] Myth: LOOOL
[4:33pm] Myth: I WONDER HOW MANY NEW TOILETS SHE'S HAD TO BUY
[4:34pm] Volt: AND BY THE TIME SHE FINALLY GETS TO THE BATHROOM SHE'S PEED HER PANTS 10 TIMES!
[4:34pm] Myth: AND OH YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS: JAYDEN AND KYRA USED TO LIVE IN THAT HOUSE BEFORE HER.
[4:34pm] Myth: LMFAAOOO
[4:35pm] Volt: WELL GOOD THING THAT GIRL DIDN'T LIVE IN THERE BEFORE THEM BECAUSE EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN BROKEN.
[4:35pm] Myth: IKNOWRIGHT
[4:35pm] Myth: HOW DOES SHE EVEN
[4:35pm] Volt: lmfao
[4:35pm] Volt: IDK.
[4:35pm] Myth: STAND ON THE GROUND
[4:36pm] Myth: WITHOUT FALLING
[4:36pm] Myth: THROUGH THE GROUND
[4:36pm] Volt: IT'S PROLLY TAKEN A TON OF PRACTICE
[4:36pm] Myth: YES.
[4:36pm] Myth: AND HOW DOES SHE SLEEP ON A BED HOLY ****
[4:36pm] Myth: AND SIT IN A CAR
[4:36pm] Myth: AND AND AND HOW DOES SHE SIT ON AN AIRPLANE, IT'D JUST FALL FROM ALL THE WEIGHT...
[4:37pm] Volt: LMFAOOO
[4:37pm] Volt: SHE HAS TO GO IN A PLANE ALL BY HERSELF.
[4:37pm] Myth: OH
[4:37pm] Myth: IT'D STILL FALL
[4:38pm] Myth: So that's why I felt the ground shake when I was racing her...I thought it was a mini earthquake
[4:39pm] Volt: Mini? She probably made the cars bounce up and down
[4:39pm] Volt: and when she walks in her house all the furniture gets messed up
[4:39pm] Volt: because it falls over
[4:40pm] Volt: from her mini earthquakes
[4:40pm] Myth: LOOOOOOOOOOL
Yeah.. just a random funny about Myth's neighbor xD
